I'd like to introduce a new segment I like to call "Sh*t Tourists Say." In light of the recent youtube sensations "Sh*t girls Say" and other such delights, I thought it'd only be fitting I start "Sh*t Tourists Say." Some of you may know, I hold a day job at a hotel in Manhattan in addition to my acting career. While it's a lovely job with many great perks, there are days where I can't help, but say to myself, "Say what the what??" Perhaps its the combination of language barriers and jet leg. I'll let you be the judge.
Guest: "How do I get to Fulton Street?"
Me: "Sure, take the 6 train at 51st street to Brooklyn Bridge"
G: "And I can walk to Fulton Street from there?"
M: "Yeah, just make sure you take the 6 in the direction of downtown and you'll be good to go"
G: "Yeaaaah, I knowww. I lived here for 3 months before. Sooo I know where I'm going."
*Thinking*: "Hmmmm yes, precisely why you were asking me for directions and how to use the subway system."
Guest: "How do I get to Fulton Street?"
Me: "Sure, take the 6 train at 51st street to Brooklyn Bridge"
G: "And I can walk to Fulton Street from there?"
M: "Yeah, just make sure you take the 6 in the direction of downtown and you'll be good to go"
G: "Yeaaaah, I knowww. I lived here for 3 months before. Sooo I know where I'm going."
*Thinking*: "Hmmmm yes, precisely why you were asking me for directions and how to use the subway system."
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